Anjakan Paяadigma

Stab me, and I will bleed, Blue?

2010-11-29T19:10:00.000-08:00

If 70% of my life is spent at the sea, then that is exactly what my life is.

I do not need a car, a house, a phone and i do not need to find or buy my own foods.

I also do not need more than 2 sets of clothing.

I do not need to be wary about fashion, about the latest gadget, about fancy cars or watches.

If someone ask me what do i like about working offshore, my answer would be, because of the things mention above.

It suits me just fine. Because deeply inside, i do not care about those stuff..Or at least not just yet.

And that make me a boring person, i guess. Hell, i dont even care if i am.

But stab me, and i will definitely bleed, red.

Life Life

2010-11-19T19:33:00.000-08:00

The moment we discover the true meaning of our lives, we are enlightened from within. If you are looking for satisfaction, bliss and peace of mind, then discover your field of interest. Discover what you want to do in life. Be it your hobby or your passion, everything starts from a dream.

Follow your dream with a plan and then act. Successful people chase their dreams. It is the mind and the brain, that work together to decide the path to be followed.

At times we experiment and then eventually start developing interest in a subject. A person might feel contented after helping the poor, or after getting into a spiritual life.

Compromising on your passion is nothing but choosing the second option. When you have only one life to fulfill your dream, to discover the dormant quality within you, then why compromise on your dreams? Visualize the dream and decide the course of path. After all you deserve it.

Update

2010-10-04T23:26:00.000-07:00

Separuh tahun tidak ber-update.

Tapi lately terdetik hati macam nak update sikit. Sebulan sekali ke, 2 bulan sekali ke.

Memang lately takde mase, tapi boleh je update sikit-sikit, lagipun kononnya blog ni nak dijadikan tool satu hari nanti untuk buat bisnes (yelah tu).

Anyway, sekarang aku di laut. Offshore belah Miri. Facebook tak boleh bukak atas Rig dah dekat 2 bulan, so aku give up dengan facebook. Then aku try tengok blog meta, eh boleh pulak. That's why aku update blog harini.

Sekian.

Tunggu lagi sebulan untuk next update, yang mungkin tajuk postnye ialah update-2, bercerita mengenai kenapa aku update lagi time tersebut.

2010-02-23T17:55:00.001-08:00

Siape ade banyak masa nak tulis blog angkat tangan?

O_O

Dah agak dah.....

p/s: kalau semua nak keje ofis, sape nak keje offshore?

Aku Sexy Bukan Sexist

2010-02-06T01:39:00.000-08:00

Dalam perjalanan pulang ke rumah, aku tersekat didalam trafik jam. Ade dalam 100m lagi nak sampai ke roundabout depan UKM tu. Aku yang baru pulang meronda mencari "gudang untuk di sewa" merasa sangat frust.

Aku tengok jam tangan, yang aku pakai di tangan kanan ketika itu.

"Baru pukul 3petang!"

Selalunye time macam ni memang takkan jam. Jalan selalu clear...

Aku berfikiran positif. Barangkali ade eksiden....eh, tak positif langsung. Barangkali ade orang bagi nescafe free dekat tepi roundabout tu. Aku mula looking foward untuk sampai ke line depan.

Sedikit demi sedikit kereta semua bergerak. Dari jauh aku dapat confirm, memang takde sape bagi nescafe free. Aku kembali frust. Telur sudah di hujung tanduk...aku teruskan kemutan.

Orang ramai pun mula frust, ade yang mula hon, menjerit, maki hamun dan sebagainya. Aku tidak turut serta. Aku kan pemandu berhemah.

Aku lihat orang ramai mula ciluk-menciluk. Motor, kereta, lori, semua pun turut menciluk. Aku turut serta. (Di hujung tanduk kot....)

Sesampai nye aku di depan roundabout, aku menjeguk keluar tingkap mencari punca angkara jam ni.

Ade kereta yang seakan akan-tak berani drive in ke roundabout.

Aku tengok betul-betul..

"CIS..PATUTLA...AWEK YANG DRIVE!"

Jangan dot dot dot

2010-01-15T19:34:00.000-08:00

p/s: i still prefer Yuna thou ^_^

Arkib Paradigma: Reality Check

2010-01-09T08:12:00.000-08:00

Location: Mumbai, India

Year: 2008

I was on a coffee break when one of my colleagues started to complain about his life. He had a pretty bad day and he sure knew how to elaborate the details.

He started talking about his problems - his bad health, his overdue mortgage, his premature balding, his belated dog and so on. You get the picture.

In the end of the miserable complains he said “Well…what can WE do? That’s the reality of life. We can’t help it can we? Life’s sucks!”

“Hold on a sec…” I thought.

“That’s not the reality. That’s YOUR reality, ..not MINE!”

Somehow that is his reality, and his life turns out to be as sucks as he has always imagined it would be.

Have you ever thought that there is actually no such thing as “reality”? The only reality that exists is your reality, your father’s reality, your mother’s reality, your brother’s reality, your friend’s reality and your nephew’s reality. And then of course, there is also my reality.

Your reality is based on your believes, your experiences, your thoughts, your imaginations, your goals, your family’s backgrounds and your current situation. And the best part is that we could always change our reality. Take my nephew for example. His reality of his life is basically just to have fun. It’s like the purpose of his life is nothing else but playing around and testing my eldest brother’s patients to the max!

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He used to think that Apek Tilam is a very bad guy, that Apek Tilam is going to take him away from Tok Mi’s house. (Apek Tilam is the guy who sells tilam from his truck or the guy who buys old news paper from us)

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It was not until he started crying every time “Apek Tilam in-da-house”, that we decided to change Apek Tilam’s profile. We convinced my nephew that Apek Tilam has changed; that he went to school, and he has becomes a good man …plus he loves kids too! So now my nephew is not afraid of Apek Tilam anymore. His believes has changed and so does his reality.

Isn’t it amazing how easily kids believe and un-believe things? Sometimes I wondered why it is so hard for us adults, to change our believes, to throw away the bad ones, and adapt a few of the good ones? Perhaps it is because we have believed them for so many years that we are afraid to believe in something else.
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It’s like the saying - “it’s better to be right, than to be happy”. Some people refuse to admit that they are wrong, they refuse to change things just to prove what they believe is right.

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You will come to know this type of people when you hear them saying things like

“I’m not good in math, I was born not-intelligent”, and then they found themselves flunking every math test.
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They will come to you and tell:

" see! I told you before, I am not good in Math. I just couldn’t help it!"

And they will have the guts to say, “Why such things always happen to me??”
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The hot Jessica Alba once said in a movie named “Good Luck Chuck”:
“People WILL believe whatever they WANT to believe”
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So it is a choice I guess. We can choose what we want to believe. Let’s be honest. Have we ever being forced to do things we don’t want to do? Rarely isn’t it, if not never.

You (and I mean you) choose your believes, you (and I still mean you) create your reality. So why not create a wonderful reality then?
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As for me, I always tend to check my reality from time to time. I have to admit, sometimes life does feel sucks. Sometimes life doesn’t make any sense for me. But when I realize it, I will start to change my way of thinking just to make sure that I am on the correct course- that is staying content.

I don’t see the point of dwelling in a bad wave length ( Of course it is rather easier said than done, but hey, that is the only way). I choose to be happy, I choose to be responsible for my own destiny, and that’s how my reality is going to be – period.
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Random thought:

Life reward efforts, not excuses "Andrew Matthew"

Rubbish

2009-12-30T10:11:00.000-08:00

Pardon me, but let me tell you if I may

That yesterday, was a good and a good day

Coz I had a few mouthful bites

On Big Apple's delicious donuts

p/s: freedom of writing is truly a blessed.

Nafsu Kasut Membuat Kusut

2009-12-29T06:28:00.000-08:00

There is one thing I have to admit. I love shoes! I don't know why, but I really love them. I like to watch them staggered neatly on a rack. I have this weird dream of having a rack full of shoes in my home one day, you know, as a furniture, instead of a boring cabinet.

Weird huh?

Pedulik ape aku.

However, so far I just watch them. I don't really own any. You see, I'm actually a very simple guy (yeah, right). So I dont really own any fancy shoes. But anyway, I played futsal a few times these couple of days and I couldn't help my self agonizing about the holes in my futsal shoes.

So I went out window shopping.

And now I'm drooling on these shoes...

Nike 5 T3 FS - Yellow and Black

We have this model in Malaysia, but we don't have this color. I found this color online. But when I tried to buy them, I found out they can't ship it to Malaysia. Freak!

Nike CTR 360

This is a latest model from nike, i think. It focuses on passing accuracy and ball control. But the one in the picture is a football boot, not exactly what i wanted. Anyway, both of these shoes are out of stock for size 9, which is my size. Freak!

p/s: Hopefully i can find my size in Mid Valley tomorrow. If i find one, then I could buy it and put it on top of my TV in Labuan as decoration..because *umph, who am I kidding, I dont have time for all these!

Isn't It Amazing? ...but, erm, me too..

2009-12-27T09:41:00.002-08:00

Isn't It Amazing?

Fred boards a jumbo jet in Bangkok at 11.30pm. The jet seats 420 people and it weighs as much as a small apartment block.

For the next 14 hours Fred travels at over 800 kilometres an hour. Less than a foot from his nose the air temperature is minus 55 degrees Celsius and the wind is blowing at hurricane strength.

Meanwhile the stewardess serves him dinner - steak from Argentina, wine from Australia, butter from Ireland, cheese from New Zealand, coffee from Columbia.

At the press of a button blankets and pillows are delivered. Fred buys duty free watches for the kids without even leaving his seat. During dessert he watches the latest Hollywood movies.

He takes a nap. For breakfast, it's croissants and fruit.

And all this in economy class!

At five am London time, in the middle of a hailstorm with 10 metres visibility, he touches down on the other side of the world - two minutes ahead of schedule.

Fred's wife collects him at the airport ... "How was your flight?"

And Fred says, "The movie was terrible!"

Don't we take so much for granted? We live in an amazing world!

We are so fortunate to eat food we didn't have to grow and fish we didn't catch, to drive in cars that we didn't have to invent, across bridges we didn't have to build.

And any flight that lands safely is a good flight!

by "Andrew Matthew"

Random Thought:

"What really matters is how good you are to your friends how good you are in the community, and how good a person you are. That's the real value in life", Sussie Tompkins Buell - Founder of Esprit.

Hang Pa Kenai Hang Tuah Dak?

2009-12-26T06:02:00.000-08:00

How Is Yours?

2009-12-26T03:29:00.001-08:00

"...because i believe that what we do for a living is basically our life", i added.

Mr Hichem look me in the eyes...as if he's trying to figure out whether i just made that up, or really meant it.

"OK then, as you wish" he replied.

He seemed to be satisfied with my answer.

At last, he stop asking me "why".

I left the room feeling that i nailed the interview. And you know what, I really did.

And what i do for a living now, is my life.

How is yours?

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p/s:

One of my favourite quote is this one:

" The condition might not get better, but YOU will ".

Pretty cool kan? You know who told me this? No one. I made it up about 2 years ago. I told someone and it actually helped. It also helped me a lot too.

^_^ y

Leaders Are Readers - dua

2009-12-23T12:02:00.000-08:00

By Irfan Khairi

Tanamkan sikap membaca. Leaders are readers!

Orang yang berjaya adalah mereka yang suka membaca. Berapa banyak anda perlu membaca?

Di sini adalah tipnya…

Baca sekurang-kurangnya 1 jam setiap hari. Sebaiknya membaca buku ilmiah yang berkaitan dengan bidang anda dan juga bahan-bahan yang boleh membangunkan nilai diri anda sendiri (Bukan baca novel cinta)

Sekiranya anda membaca 1 jam sehari, secara purata, anda akan menghabis satu buku setiap minggu. Sekiranya anda membaca 1 buku seminggu, anda akan dapat menghabiskan 4 buku sebulan. Ini bererti dalam masa setahun anda akan menghabiskan 48 buah buku. Sekiranya anda meneruskan selama 3 tahun, anda akan membaca 144 buah buku.

Tahukah anda bahawa kebanyakan pakar-pakar industri yang berjaya danmencapai tahap jutawan telah membaca >100 buah buku yang berkenaan bidangmasing-masing?

Semuanya bermula dengan hanya membaca 1 jam sehari, dan anda akan menjadi pakar industri anda dalam masa 3 tahun dari sekarang!

Ada juga soalan, kalau baca buku ilmiah, tetapi tidak ada kena mengena dengan bidang kita bagaimana pula? Contoh, saya dalam bidang perniagaan. Tetapi, suka baca buku Travelling. Kalau boleh, perbanyakkan buku yang berkaitan dengan bidang anda oleh kerana buku2 tersebut yang akan memperbaiki nilai diri anda dan membangunkan keadaan kewangan anda.

Buku yang tidak ada kena mengena dengan bidang anda (buku travelling dalam kes saya), hanya untuk bacaan suka2 dan untuk ilmu sampingan. Walaubagaimanapun, ia tidak banyak membantu dalam meningkatkan nilai diri sendiri.

On the other hand, jangan pula tidak baca buku-buku lain… oleh kerana kadang2, idea dan strategi dapat di ambil dari industri lain yang anda boleh aplikasikan kepada industri anda!

Leaders Are Readers - satu

2009-12-23T10:54:00.000-08:00

By Nilesh A. Raje

Couple of years ago I happened to read this quote "Leaders Are Readers". The quote made a favorable impression on me. Although Charles Jones had coined this quote but I ensured that it was committed to my memory as I realized that the key to expanding one's knowledge is by reading. Perhaps not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers. If that's true, then why don't more people read? There are a variety of reasons why people don’t read as much as they should. They feel that it's not their responsibility after they finish school whereas others don't read because they are simply indolent. On an average people read about 1-2 books per year.

In fact it is the responsibility of an individual to inculcate the discipline of reading within them after finishing school. One’s mind should be open to grab knowledge because knowledge is that wealth an individual can acquire and store in his brain where no thief can come and touch it.

Successful people have got successful vocabulary and they ensure that reading a book on 'Self Improvement' for half an hour everyday is itself inspiring as it sets the spiritual tone for the rest of the day and it pays to increase one's word power by not only keeping the channels of communication open but to also express more completely as individuals.

I hope each one of us becomes voracious readers. A book a month will keep you even. It takes effort, but it's worth it. It takes regular, persistent reading and studying for one to improve and climb the ladder of success. The journey is indeed rewarding and also a voyage of discovery. The daily practice of reading in our chosen field will make us one of the best informed people in our field. So, let's decide and make reading as our resolution. A resolution that may require a lifestyle change from being better to the best.

Three LEFT make a RIGHT?

2009-12-14T22:14:00.000-08:00

Everytime i wanted to write something, this voice comes in my mind...

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"Dude, what should you do today, to make your life better the next day?"

"Blogging?" i replied to my self..

"Hell no!!!!you idiot!!" yelled my other half...

So i do have many things to share, but i couldnt help my self agreeing that blogging is such a waste of time!

But today, i'm gonna write something-something la..i think i'd lose it if i let it be for too long. (so i will just write extreme nonsense)

Okay...i'm currently in Bangkok, Thailand. Yes yes, Sawadikap~

I've actually been here for more than a week now, and i'm still in a standby mode. Meaning, i am free, but can't really be certain, because they can call me anytime to go to the rig.

Boring story, i know.

So while i was slacking my ass off in the hotel, i spent many hours watching TV. (Yes, i think watching TV will make a better tomorrow...WTHijklmn..)

And i wathced a lot of NatGeo and Discovery channel..because i'm generally a boring good looking person that like to watch boring stuff like "naked sience" etc..

Anyway, the one i watched this morning is about "Earth2". Basically they found a planet somewhere out there that is similar to earth. A planet that human kind can live on.

And the plan is, to send people out there to continue the human kind survival! You know, incase of armegeddon ...or 2012 (huekk ptuihh!)

"Send people to Earth 2!? Waa OOOo..." i clapped..

So they (you know who "they" are right? NASA, the Russian etc...) have been doing tonnes of research about this...and here are some of those are about:

1- It will take about 200 years to reach Earth2.
2- The radiation will kill the astronauts in 10 hours.
3- The absence of gravity will deteriorate human muscles and boness
4- dan banyak lagi...

Of course many questions arises...

1-How can we create a human that can live up to 200 years?

......they have a few options. One is making genetical engineering to extend human lives. They made an experiment onto a special breed of worms and the worms lived 6 times the period they should be. They also study animals behaviour of hibernating and take this genetic into human being. Supposely if we can hibernate, we can stop ageing.

Another plan is to bring a family of astronauts...so they can reproduce.....but! to reproduce in space, they have to make more of genetical engineering.

2- How can they survive the radiations?

.....again, genetical engineering! they found out that cockroaches have an extremely good resistance to radiation..and so they want to take this gene and put into the humans!

They made one experiment of taking the "glowing in the dark" genes from jelly fish, and put it into a pregnant rat. The resut? well...glow in the dark rats were born...(dude i really saw them! they're real huh..)

3- How can they survive the absences of gravity?

....Do you know that we need gravity to live? Why?

The thing is, we are design to live in gravity. Experiment shows that without gravity, every massess in a human body will shrink and eventually disappear. A russian astronaut was in the space for a year, he came back home (to earth) and he cant even stand for days! his muscle and boness were deteriorated really bad.

Well...good luck guys!!!! (ending the story just like that)

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(i'm hearing that voice again...)

"Dude! can't you see you are wasting your time?! and wasting others who's reading this sh*t?"

"Yes...i can really see that" T_T

Crap! you know, i've been "bahan" as "suke kaji" at home? and not surprisingly i've been bahan by Schlumberger colleague as "suke kaji" as well!

And i can't belive that someone in Houston and someone in KL ,both are calling me "stm" !

You know what those mean?
Yes, it means that they are right!

Ok, bye now!

p/s: Three left does make a right.

Houston, Gua Blah Dulu..

2009-10-25T13:48:00.000-07:00

After 9 weeks, no one in my class was sent home. They said we are one of the best class they had in Sugar Land Training Center.

(Click picture to enlarge)

Anyway, I 've been trying to figure out one thing, how do i lose so much interest in travelling? I was in Houston for 9 weeks, and i didn't travel that much. There were a lot of opportunities, but i wasn't interested at all. The only "big" thing i did was going to Blink182 concert.

Am i getting old and boring?

Could be, but i know i'm not such a boring person back home, or even when i was travelling in europe, courses in Paris etc..

*Goshh..

I did think I am getting old and boring until i had a chat with a friend, who told me that i'm the type of person who doesn't do things alone.

And then everything make sense. All this while i travelled with group of friends, the type of travelling that i actually enjoyed very much. I did them with friends. (Btw, do you think it's fun to do things alone? some stuff, yes - i agree)

My classmate, they didn't travel. They just get drunk everytime the got the chance. And i avoided that, each time. Even after being called a pussy so many times-because i dont drink, i still said no to each invitation to a party.

Well, i could go and have a coke. But like i said, i wasn't interested at all. I prefer chilling in my room, watching movies and do "stuff". If they did wanna go somewhere interesting, i'd most likely go with them.

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I honestly dont know what i'm bitching about right now.

I am in Dubai airport as i'm writing, waiting for my next flight to KL.

In addition to my previous bitching, here are some more.

My flight from Houston to Dubai took 15 hours.

Transit in Dubai is going to be 11 hours.

And lastly, Dubai to KL will be 7 hours.

.Can't wait to go home. I hope the plan to dive in Tioman is still there. I need to do rest my brain, and chillax at the beach. Maybe do some reading and soul searching.
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What is a "soul searching" by the way?
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I saw one ad in travel and living the other day, and i find it sounds really cool.
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So i decided, I'm gonna do some Soul Searching Underwater, whatever the hell it means.
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Gonna stop bitching now.
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Houston, gua blah dulu!

Mamat ni la Irfan Khairi..tatau ke?

2009-10-19T14:41:00.000-07:00

Personal Money:
In your opinion, what distinguishes you from other non-millionaires youth?
How do you do things differently?

IK:
I think its "a good start".

I wouldn't say I work harder than others, or work longer hours than others... but a good start ofhaving a goal at the age of 18, and reaching it at the age of 25.

It's like a rocket where you need full power & intense power to lift of from the earth. Once the rocket is out at the atmosphere,gravity will do the rest.

I too listen to music, go to the movies, watch DVD's and go out. Nodifferent from other youths, but starting early, realizing how important it is to have a goal, and working towards the goal gives me an upper hand.

Starting early and giving all you got at the beginning reallyhelps.

I would say "a good start" is how I do it differently.

Seriously, I use You Tube a lot!

2009-10-11T14:35:00.000-07:00

But i still got problems to upload from them!

"English"??when did i named the video "english?"

Anyway, this is Malan and abang Yen's video (in english)when they tried to be in the explorace 2004 show.

They failed. Boooo~

Owh, i directed it too.. Booo me!

I was also the cameraman...Booo me again!

Owh wth...

p/s: Orang asli memang kantoi cakap omputeh

p/s/s: Ktorang buat clip ni directly after coming down from Mount Batu putih...there was no plan whatsoever...so pardon me if the video is extremely crappy ^_^ y

Yesterday's Conversation

2009-10-11T13:55:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I went to a mall nearby. I took the shuttle bus provided by my hotel.

I knew the bus driver. That young, and neat looking driver is called Robert.

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Robert: How are doing today sir?

Kurt: I'm good, how about you?

Robert: Nothing much sir, just as usual. Are you one of them who works in the oil and gas business?

Kurt: Yeah, unfortunately I am.

Robert: I have to give it to you guys, that is one challenging job you guys have there.

Kurt: I'd say so too. Sometimes when we spent too much time away from the civilization, it made us appreciate all the little things that we had, you know..

Robert: Yeah, i totally get you. I had the same feeling when I was in Iraq too.

Kurt: You were in Iraq?? When was this? What were you doing there?

Robert: Yeah, I was with the army forces before. It was about 5 years ago.

Kurt: And then you decided not to do it anymore?

Robert: Yea, I got married and I dont wanna be apart from my family anymore. I was about the be crazy there, you know..my friends died, i was struggling for my life..you know ..*sigh

Kurt: ....(I feel blessed with the job I have now....)

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Once I reached the mall, i directly went to the salon for a hair cut. This chinese looking hairstylist named Manny was assigned to cut my hair.

Manny: So where are you from?

Kurt: I'm from Malaysia.

Manny: Malaysia? Nice place...

Kurt: I think so too..

Manny: So why are you here?

Kurt: I'm here for a business trip

Manny: Really? What company are you working for?

Kurt: Slambejer...we are in the oil and gas industry

Manny: Yeah I know, i know..i was in that industry too. I actually worked as a project coordinator for Chevron.

Kurt: Is it? Wow...and then you decided to change you carrer?

Manny: Yes, I mean, i wanted to try something new, you know, add more skills to my self. This is how i lead my life, i'm very spontaneous..if i feel like doing it, i'll do it.

Kurt: I admire people like you, who really have the guts to pursue what they really want in life..I have been thinking about changing my career so many times, but never really have the guts to do so..

Manny: I understand. Your life is up to you though. You just need to be brave enough to make the first step...

Arkib Paradigma: When to Quit? (2 in 1)

2009-10-11T08:51:00.000-07:00

I like to try new things. I like to venture out my life.

But somehow, sometimes, things just got out of hands.

When that happened, I asked my self, “Is it time to quit and look for something easier?”

I wonder when would be the best time to quit.

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And then I read:

..The best time to quit is after you have succeeded.

I asked myself, “Why?!” and continue reading:

..Because, success is more about persistence than talent.

“Okay”, I agreed.

I will quit after I have succeeded.

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So I grabbed my thick jacket, put on my stripes snow cap and went out to the trembling cold.

With hands shaking like an addict, I lighted up my cigarette.

“Fuhhhh…”

As I gazed through the ice desert, I couldn’t stop wondering - what if I’d never start this?

My life would have been much better, I guess.

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I shouldn’t have started smoking, I should quit.

Life would definitely be much better.

The Sooner The Better. Yes, That's Why..

2009-10-07T07:16:00.000-07:00

"There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have to plan for their financial future. Those who realize this at an early age are well set for a life of stability and financial freedom."

* Mark W. Miller *

An Interesting Life Doesn't Just Happen to You.

2009-10-03T21:48:00.000-07:00

You Choose it.

You Plan it.

Colin Martin said:

"No time is a perfect time. If you really want to do something, you have to put the time aside, and then just do it."

No one gets anything that easy. There's always a story behind the story.

by "Andrew Matthew"

OMG! This is really good!

2009-09-22T10:58:00.001-07:00

Congratz to who ever does this clip. Am proud to be Malaysian :)

Btw, Salam Perantauan.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

XOXOX!

Places I Have Been..

2009-09-13T16:30:00.000-07:00

View my profile

Create your own travel map or travel blog

Find Cheap Flights at TripAdvisor

Now I just wanna go back for Raya!!...tapi tak boleh jugak(lagi).

Potong Saga (hahaha hampagas!)

2009-09-12T20:35:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Apa dah jadi sama kau?

2009-09-10T10:51:00.000-07:00

Kuli 1: weh..

Kuli 2: ha?

Kuli 1: Ko perasan tak?

Kuli 2: Perasan ape?

Kuli 1: Anak Mat Nor lama gila dah tak update blog....apesal aa?

Kuli 2: Tu lah die..aku rase die dah join company kite kot...tu yang jadi busy gila, sampai tak sempat nak update blog..

Kuli 1:oOOoo....kesian....hmm, malam ni kita nak masak ape?

Kuli 2: .......

Sesi Teka Teki (tribute to Ayen NG Ismail)

2009-08-15T09:26:00.000-07:00

This is my favourite, once told by Abang Ayen Carlos NG Ismail.

Dalam banyak-banyak telur, ... telur ayam, telur itik, telur katak, telur cicak...

...

telur ayam..

telur itik..

telur katak...

atau telur cicak ke..

Telur ape warna hijau?

.......

...........

...

.......

Sekian.

Forget Hawaii, Try Langkawi - Part ii ( Cable Car)

2009-07-25T01:53:00.000-07:00

Betul, aku tahu. Everytime aku cerita dan buat gimik" bersambung", aku mesti tak pernah sambung. Jadi ni first time aku akan sambung.

Maafkan aku, aku hanye insan yang pelupa.

Tapi nak kasi hidup aku mudah, aku akan share gambar saje.

Boleh ka?

Boleh bah kalau kau...

Kali ni gambar-gambar cable car di Gunung Mat Cincang.

Hiarkh!!!

CEKIDAUT...

Stesen pertama - view pantai dan laut yang buliiyh tahan

Dari stesen pertama ke stesen kedua - Merentasi dua puncak gunung

Dari stesen kedua bole pula jalan ke puncak gunung sebelah melalui JAMBANTAN ini!

Tapi untuk ke JAMBANTAN ini, kita harus ber-trekking selama 20 menit!

Kelihatan tiada orang tua bergelimpangan...

Bile hari mau ujan, kabus mula bertiup kencang.

Kalau tiada angin, masakan pokok boleh bergoyang?

Encik nak makan ape?

Saye nak masakan pokok boleh bergoyang, ada ka?

Aku di langkawi selama 6 hari untuk trip ni. Dan se-ingat aku, Trip Langkawi aku haritu agak seronot di sebabkan cable car dan aktiviti "feeding" burung helang dekat hutan paya bakau.

Jadi jika anda pergi ke Langkawi, jangan lupa singgah di Gunung Mat Cincang ya!! Selamat bercuti!!

(Ape bende aku tulis niii ....takde tema langsung!!)

Mestilah Best Kot..

2009-07-03T23:21:00.000-07:00

Everytime member aku kawen, aku rase nak tanye je soalan ni:

Best sangat ke kawen?

Tapi kawen itu kan sunnah nabi?

" Barang siapa yang mengabaikan sunnah ku, maka dia bukan dari umatku"

Cayalah Olympus!

2009-06-29T18:05:00.000-07:00

hehe..aku memang nak promote Olympus.

Belilah Olympus kalau anda tidak mampu membeli SLR.

NotaCuriTulang:

Lekas-lekas upadate sebelum bos datang!!

Susah Bah Mau Kasi Update (aku orang pulau)

2009-06-19T02:10:00.000-07:00

Semenjak due menjak ni susah betul aku nak meng-update blog. Nak kate busy, erm...memang busy pun. Tapi busy enjoy! Fuh..best gila hidup.

Aku skang berada di Miri. Baru selesai menghabeskan course 3hari Offshore Sea Survival. Selama ni aku dekat desert atau pun dekat padang ais siberia nun. Kali ni baru lah nak ke laut. Anyway, seronok betul course ni.

Feveret part aku time kitorang masuk dalam helikopter, and then crash into the pool. Lepas heli tu fully submerge, dia pusing pulak 180 dalam air. Kitorang yang tengah strapped dengan 4 point seat belt tu pun kene lah escape to the surface. Macam fear factor da...

Oh yer, last wiken, aku dan rakan-rakan baru pegi Pulau Tiga. Tempat survivor season 1 tu, tahu tak? Nanti bile senang, aku story-story okay? Sekarang aku kene rig-down laptop dan pergi ke airport.

Till then, chow!

Amara Point dive

Volcano's Mud Bath

Style Gilak!!...

Berape Banyak Kau Ada? Aku Ingat Nak Open Old Town White Coffee.

2009-06-10T02:40:00.000-07:00

Antara jawapan untuk FAQ pertama:

The minimum financial requirements for consideration as a Single Unit License are a net worth of RM 500 000 AND liquidity (or cash equivalents) of at least RM 600 000.

Jap, aku cek tabung buluh aku...

Arkib Paradigma: Fated Fate

2009-06-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

It was a very fine evening in Piccadilly city, Manchester. It was windy and cool - just my kind of place I was searching for a bus stop to get back to Preston, a small city where majorities of the people there are Muslims. We stayed there for a few days before moving on with our next trip to London.

As I walked and searched for the bus stop, I stumbled upon a guy who was singing his throat out loud, just across the street. Performing with his acoustic guitar, he played some English country songs, while the pedestrians who passes by tossed him a few pennies as a token of their appreciations.

I stop for a while to watch his performance. But I couldn’t understand what he’s singing. Well, I've never liked British accent anyway, that's why i prefer Mission Impossible than James Bond. I think Malaysians speak better English, than the Englsih men themselves! (not!)

But then something caught my eyes. There’s a like a proverb written on a cardboard, just besides his feet. It’s simple and I guess I knew it all along. It’s just the sound of the song and the environment at that moment there made it sound much better and meaningful.

It read “The only constant thing in life is Changes”

Suddenly it strucked me.

Life is FULL with surprises. It never ends! I have never planned for my life to be like this. Well, NOT really.

It dawned on me that things sometimes don’t work as planned. They seldom do.

I just recently read a book and this is what Jeremy Lim said.

“There will be times when the only thing that goes off according to plan is the alarm clock. There is always another chance if you look at things positively and in the right perspective. And whatever your challenges are, never indulge in self-pity! It’s a waste of time and nobody appreciates it”

Just so you know, 17 year old Jeremy was born with incurable Osteogeneous Imperfecta. This also means that his bones could break with just a little touch. Yet, he is very very, exceptionally successful! (And you thought, your problems were bad)

Malay’s proverb says it best, “Kita hanya merancang, Tuhan yang menentukan”

It is true that: If we fail to plan, then we plan to fail.

But we could only do "so much", the rest is up to HIM.

The good thing is that "so much" is for us to define.

So define it carefully, and then stick with the plan. And don't get comfortable too easily, after all, changes is the only constant thing in life, remember?

Dulu dan Sekarang, Jauh Berbeza. (1989)

2009-06-02T11:28:00.000-07:00

Camne Wings boleh kalah dengan Search time ni? Live diorang ni lagi mantap dari lagu album kot. Sah judge pekak.

Bukanla nak kate Isabella tak best, tapi Taman Rasyidah Utama nye performance lagi mantap time ni.

Ah, gua bukan kesah sangat pun, saje nak share sama lu orang..gua baru 5 tahun je time AJL 1989 ni.

Onitsuka Tiger Wanted Badly

2009-06-02T10:43:00.000-07:00

Barang siapa menemui Kasut ini sila maklumkan kepada aku dengan segera.

Sebab aku cari-cari, tapi malangnya semua sudah habis setahun yang lalu.

uhuk!

Onitsuka Tiger -Mini Generation 1

Lalu aku beli aja yang ini sekadar ringan-ringan

Crocs - Yukon

Kalau korang mahu deal menarik untuk Crocs, sila beritahu tanpa segan silu. Aku boleh kasi introduce orang yang boleh dapatkan discount 50% to 70% untuk korang.

Sekian Terima Kaseyh!!

Adakah Perasaan Angau Ini Sebenarnya Cinta?

2009-06-02T10:31:00.000-07:00

Born in 1986, Yunalis binti Mat Zara'ai hails from Kuantan, lives in Subang Jaya, studied in a school in Perlis and is currently doing her final year reading Law.

She writes her own songs and pens her own lyrics, plays the piano and the guitar.

"I started out writing songs when I was 19, because I just started to learn to play the guitar then," explains the 22-year-old Subang Jaya native. "When I was getting better at it, I recorded my own songs on my laptop, and a friend convinced me to play at his gig around two years ago." - YUNA.

Agak-agak kalau aku ngorat ni dapat tak?

Auwww..terharu nye i (sambil tersenyum panjang)

2009-05-19T02:04:00.000-07:00

"rel..nak mintak permission kau boleh?"

"permission untuk ape? kau nak ngorat zaki ke? laki orang tu"

"iskk..gile ape kau ni! mengarut tak sudah"

"abes tu? permission ape?"

"kalau aku ade anak laki nanti, aku nak kasi die nama Amrael Huzaimy boleh?..inspired by your name lah"

"Of course! I would be very2 glad!" * sambil tersenyum panjang lebar...

Forget Hawaii, Try Langkawi - The Ride

2009-05-19T00:55:00.000-07:00

Aku dah tau ape aku nak. Dah sejam aku pikir dalam flight tadi.

Setiba di airport langkawi, aku pergi ke counter kereta sewa. Berpusu-pusu semua pekerja kete sewa cuba mempelawa aku.

"Sini bang, sini bang! kete semua baru-baru, murah lagi!"

Ahh..banyaknye counter, mane satu aku nak pegi pun aku tatau.

"Abang kacak, sini bang, saye kasi offer paling special skali!"

Aku terus terpedaya.

Saya nak HONDA CIVIC BARU!

Alamak bang, civic baru takde. Tapi civic lama ade la...

Aduii....kalau macam tu.. Camry ade? Saya nak sampai isnin.

Ade bang! Sebab abang ensem, dan saye gay, saye kasi RM 600 sampai isnin. Baik punyo ni bang, gerenti puas hati lah.

Okay, Boleh lah.

Boleh la..

Boleh tahan la..

Okay jugak la...

Jom follow aku pusing-pusing Langkawi??

Jejom...

bersambung...

Bila Pak Cik Mula Karut

2009-05-12T02:58:00.000-07:00

"Tik..Tik..Tik..Tik"
"Do you hear me, I'm takling to you"
"Across the water, across the deep blue..."

Hello?

Hello!

Hi Fabiyona, how are you? How's your days off?

Hi Amrael. I'm fine thank you. Days off were gret, like usual..*wink

That's true indeed.. So what's up?

Amrael,I want to let you know that I already have your LOA with me!

Owh really? That's good. What does it says?

Okay, you are going to be based in Labuan. And you are going to report to Mr. Muhammad Ashton Kutcher.

What.. the.. fook!? Labuan? Not Kemaman ke?

No, sorry... not Kemaman la.

Adoi, then camne I nak beli kete? I dreamed about the car every single night tau!

Alamak, I tatau la Amrael. As you are aware, this is not my decision. Anyway, you should prepare yourself and get ready to go back home. Book the flight ticket as soon as you have your passport with you. Alright?

*uhuk...Sure, I'll do that. Davai.. Paka-paka.

Bye now.

"Tik..Tik..Tik..Tik"
"Do you hear me, I'm takling to you"
"Across the water, across the deep blue..."

Hello?

Hello, Hi Amrael! Have you listened to my song? I made them specially for you.

Err..who's this??

I'm Yuna!

Yuna!??

I think I need to start changing my ring tone...

you're like a rocket in my mind
that's waiting to define
everything about me, no one knew

and u stick like a poster on my wall
as if you don’t wanna move

I got no money in my pocket
nobody to rock with but you

but you know me I don’t seem to roll
somehow we manage to get thru

people come and people go,and people gonna come some more
they pick a fight, but it's alright
atleast I get to see you tonite
tonite...

My Dream Car is a Dream Indeed

2009-04-23T03:34:00.000-07:00

Since i am being transferred to Malaysia, i'm thinking about buying my self a car. I have a few choices in my mind. Here it goes:

Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 10

Peugeot 407

Mazda 6

Toyota Camry

Toyota Altis

Dan juga Honda Civic seperti yang tertera dalam post-post yang lepas. Tapi sebelum aku bercerita panjang, bacalah dulu entry aku yang akan datang..chaiss!!

Introduction to Fabiyona.

2009-04-22T22:44:00.000-07:00

Fabiyona Londona ialah seorang perempuan comel, kecik dan berwarganegara Venezuela. Mungkin berumur dalam lingkungan awal 30-an.

Beliau sebenarnya adalah Career Devlopment Manager aku. Aku pun tak sure kenape, tapi dia ni suke sangat dekat aku. Bukan la macam AMRAEL I LUV U SO MUCH MUAHH2 macam tu.

Tapi suke la, I can feel it... Cewah. Risau jugak aku. Suami die, si David Lonar pastu akan cemburu. Sebab Dave Lonar lagi gempak. Dia Drilling Engineer Manager Rusia kot. Owhh, Goat deym!! Kalau die ingat aku kacau bini die, mesti teruk aku kene belasah.

Aku rase aku dan Fabiyona banyak chemistry. Walaupun tak sebanyak chemistry aku dengan Irina, si secretary department tu.

Okay, koya, aku tahu.

Si Irina ni sangat cun dan sexy. tsskk. Mesti.mahu.ambil.gambar....tolong. (T_T)

Wad Indoor kate tu bukan secretary, tapi sexytary. Pastu Wad suruh aku google maksud sexytary. Menarik katenye definition sexytary tu . Ah, malas aku.

Anyhooo, aku ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada Fabiyona, kerana telah banyak menolong aku selama 6 bulan aku di Noyabrsk ini.

Kata-kata mu ini akan aku ingati:

"Life is beautiful. But many confused beautiful with easy"

Paka Paka = Bye Bye

2009-04-22T03:47:00.000-07:00

Do you know that only 20% of the people is having 80% of the money in the world?

And 80% of the land is owned by 20% of the population?

Focussing on 20% of the activities will result in 80% of the income?

This is called the 80-20 rule, first developed by an Italian guy named Vilfredo Pareto. The rule is also knowned as Pareto Principle. This theory can be applied in any situation.

Lets say,only 20% of the student will graduate with the dean's list result while the rest will be below that. (I'm with you guys! the 80%..*wink)

In general, 20% of your focused effort will give 80% of any of your desired result. Which also means that 80% from the effects come from 20% of the causes.

You can think of any other situation as you like. It should be applicable, I guess.

The point is, we need to tackle that 20%, we need to know what that 20% is. Plus, we also need to remember, the 20% also represent the rich and the succesful people, while the rest, the 80%, is probably will be the unlucky ones.

Do you want to know why I'm telling you this?
Simple. It's because I don’t have any work to do, and I'm just waiting to go back home.

Life is nice isn't it?

Paka-paka~

Rindu Meggi Kari

2009-04-19T01:34:00.000-07:00

Aku dah 3 hari 3 malam tak makan.

Okay, jelas gile tipu.

Hari ni aku ter-miss breakfast dan lunch akibat kerja. Walaupun makanan kat sini sumpah tak sedap, dan selalu mentah dan bermiyak, tapi bile lapar, semua jadi okay. Durian je tetap tak okay walau ape keadaan sekali pun.

Jadi setelah melakukan kerja fizikal di luar berjam jam, aku kembali ke cabin untuk monitor dari bahagian software pula. Pipi aku dipenuhi ais, hasel proses penghabluran zarah air, dari air mata.

Aku sedar satu perkara. Mata aku sangat lemah dengan cahaya, dan angin kencang. Kalau cahaya kuat, aku jadi sepet. Kalau angin terlalu kuat dan mencucuk mata secara consistent, mata aku pasti menangis. Mata saje menanges, hati tetap cool nyanyi lagu Aspalela.

Kriukk kriukk perut aku berbunyi.

Aku lapar..

Sebab kesian dekat aku, rakan sekerja offer aku mee instant. Mee Instant Rusia. Nama brand mee instant tu "Koya". Perisa daging katenye.

Mu tau dop maksud Koya? Nanie salu kata aku koya bile aku cakap aku hensem.

Kalau jijo, die oyak gini "Koya mnate ni.."

Koya tu maksud nye jujur dan berkata benar.

Kriukk kriukk bunyi perut lagi.

Jap..aku gi cek mee dah masak atau belum.

Kerana Pejol Gaban Belah Dua

2009-04-17T22:36:00.000-07:00

Tahun: 2006

Lokasi: UTP (Univesiti Tibai Pelajar)

District: Tronoh, Perak

Blok: Blok C, Ground Floor

"Pejol..."

"OOo Pejoll!"

Aku bukak pintu bilik Pejol Gaban, tiada orang di situ. Pra Prawira pun tak de. Yang ade cume selonggok bekas polisterin nasi ayam di atas meja, dan sebungkus plastic minuman tergantung di locker baju.

Aku saspek minuman tu adalah White Coffee ais, sebab sebentar tadi aku terbau White Coffee ais dalam toilet. Munkin juga Tongkat Ali? Ahh...susah untuk aku bezakan.

Aku ke computer Pejol Gaban.

"Mane Pejol ni? Esok kene anta assignment, mesti kene tiru Pejol malam ni."

Aku usha computer Pejol Gaban. Mencari bahan untuk ditiru.

Satu document sudah siap sedia terbuka.

"Ni bukan assignment reservoir engineering! "

Tapi aku baca jugak:

*******************************************************************************

Single: Smart Answers on - Why are you still single?

Single means you have the time to grow, and be the person you want to be.

Single gives you space to grow, it is much harder to grow when you are too close to someone.

Single means learning to live by yourself and be absolutely independent.

Single means freedom.

Single means learning not to need someone, man or woman to make your life meaningful.

Single is realizing being coupled, is not neccesarily better.

Single means that there could be something wonderful around the corner, that you have never experience before, and you can take advantage of it.

Single means you are free to love and fall in love again.

Single means you have more time to love and care about other people.

*******************************************************************************

Setelah selesai membaca, aku termenung seketika.

"hmm?.."

Aku open MIRC dari computer Pejol Gaban, dan send document ni ke nick ^nuRmEn^, si founder channel Kembara ketika itu.

"Satu hari nanti bile aku dah ade blog sendiri, boleh la aku post bende ni kat blog aku tu" detik aku dalam hati.

Aku kemudian terus sambung menonton Naruto di computer Pejol dan lupe pasal assignment.

Notakakimemori:

Bilik aku dan abang(rumet) tiada polisterin bergelimpangan.

Tapi Aku Kan Pemandu Berhemah Sekarang?

2009-04-16T02:43:00.000-07:00

Kira-kira 7 tahun lalu, aku , Boy dan Jimang pernah menjadi 3 orang sekawan yang bodoh dan tak sayang nyawa. Kete jimang yang "standard tetapi lowered" selalu kami layankan di flyover "S" shape berdekatan The Mines, Serdang. (mungkin Danial ade jugak mase tu? aku tak ingat..)

"S"shape corner tu pasti menyebabkan kete Jimang terdrift secara terpaksa, tapi kami cool dan terus membuat aktiviti tersebut dari jam 2 a.m hingga ke 4a.m. Kami tukar driver every one full cycle, yakni seteleah U-turn dan melayan corner tu semula.

Serdang Corner

Kira-kira 6 tahun lalu, aku pernah hampir terlibat dalam kemalangan yang dahsyat apabila aku menggunakan kete Charade B.E.H yang standard tu untuk melayan drift di selekoh berhampiran Seputeh. Boy dengan Umak yang bersama-sama di dalam kete mase tu diam membisu setelah kete tu berjaya aku stabilkan dari terbabas.

********

Tapi semenjak 2005, aku langsung takde memori membawa kete secara merbahaya. In fact, aku bawak kereta sangat berhemah. Dengan tali pinggang keledarnye, dengan menjarakkan kete dari kete hadapan, dan yang paling ketara ialah aku tidak penah lagi kene saman dalam seumur hidup aku.

Amcam? Berhemah tak berhemah la...

********

Jadi, kenape aku perlu beli kete racing?

Kalau ikut hati, memang la sangat stylo Civic Type R tu. Kalau Type R tu aku boleh bawak masuk bilik, mesti aku buat jadi bantal peluk punye.

Tapi besar kemungkinan aku akan pandu Type R dengan berhemah. Ape cerita Type R bawak dengan berhemah? Tak bole terima akal langsung...

Kan rugi je kalau macam tu..

Mungkin Civic 2.0 memadai?

Passionate enuff?

The Cockpit

The comfortable Cabin

What say you?...

Aku Macam Dah Fall In Love Dengan Jenis "R"

2009-04-13T03:33:00.000-07:00

Kali terakhir aku bercakap dengan Fabiyana Londana adalah 3 minggu yang lepas. Mase tu, dia bagitau yang dia nak transfer aku keluar dari Rusia.

Ke mana?

Ke Malaysia! (nanti-nanti la aku cerita)

Alkisahnye, semenjak aku dapt berita tu, aku asek ter fikir je nak beli kete. Sebab aku akan keje kat Malaysia, make sense la nak kene ade kete kan? Aku pun mula lah surf internet pasal satu kereta yang aku pernah minat dulu.

Terbukti aku masih lagi minat kete nih. Patut kah aku beli nanti?

The Rear

*Drooling >_<"

The Cockpit

The Exclusive Red "H" Emblem which is only used in Honda Type R and Honda F1 Car!

Ahh..tengok sendiri laa...

Nota Jenis R:

Ayat tak betul -> "Sebab aku akan keje kat Malaysia, make sense la nak kene ade kete kan?"(nant keje dekat laut selalu, jadi same saje)

Patutkah aku beli nanti? Nasihat la aku sikit woi!

Mari Salahkan Bob Marley.

2009-04-10T23:32:00.001-07:00

Anda tidak perlu ganja untuk menganjak-kan paradigma anda.

Anda boleh lepak saje di sini.

Amaran Super Keras: Dadah Menjahanamkan Hidup Anda!

Tak Elok Baca Emel Kalau Tak Khusyuk!

2009-04-01T13:51:00.000-07:00

Sedang aku asyik melayan v-clip hip-hop Rusia yang menampilkan gadis-gadis 'ayu' , aku tiba-tiba dikejutkan dengan bunyi kemasukan emel baru.

" Tak penting kot email tu.."aku membuat keputusan untuk memeriksa ianya kemudian.

Setelah selesai mengkhatamkan clip tersebut, aku pun mula memeriksa inbox aku. Emel tadi rupanya dari Fabiyona Londona, salah seorang dari 3 manager aku di Russia.

Aku click 'view'. Aku baca dengan penuh fokus.

Manager aku yang berwarganegara Venezuela itu tulis begini:

Hello Amrael,

I was calling you, but your mobile was off.

I have good news regarding your transfer!!!!!

bersambung..

Sesuatu Yang Aku Tatapi Setiap Hari. Jom?

2009-03-27T07:53:00.000-07:00

Optimist's Creed

I Promise My Self..

To be so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person I met.

To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.

To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come true.

To think only of the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best.

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.

To forget about the mistakes of the past and press on the greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature I meet.

To give so much time improving my self that I have no time to criticize others.

To bee too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of my self, and proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words but in great deeds.

To live in the faith that the whole world is on my side, so long as I am true to the best that is in me.

Christian D.Larson

Akibat Terlalu Kerap Mendengar Lagu Gemuruh dari Wings dan Search

2009-03-25T14:48:00.000-07:00

Kurt : So amcam? Agak-agak?

Ellaha : Ape?

Kurt : Aku nak jadi rockers kangkang..

Ellaha : Hancus. Ko tak cukup rock.

Kurt : Boleh asah lagi lutut aku ni. Pastu pakai seluar sendat-sendat.

Kasik taruk taik lalat besar tepi mata satu..boleh?

Tahun: 2003

Macam Siti Nurhaliza Nyanyi "Percayalah..."

2009-03-23T06:59:00.000-07:00

-41 degree Celcius

Naik boring dah aku cite pasal sejuk kan?

Lagi-lagi kalau ade orang tak percaya.

Macam mana rase die?

Masin la sikit...

Calar Balar Tapi Hati Tak Kuntum

2009-03-20T16:06:00.000-07:00

Dah sebulan rambut ni. Skang dah hilang.

Keciwa.

Dari 6 orang yang mengomen, 3 kate cool, 3 kate huduh.

Mane satu betul?

Love? Okay, Alright, Whatever..

2009-03-19T07:33:00.000-07:00

From the movie - Definitely. Maybe

Will: I dont want a fling.
I want the real deal!

April: Forget about the real deal!
You dont find it. It finds you.

Will: What does that mean?
I dont know what that means..

April: It means that u get to a certain age and then you're ready.
You know, you're ready for kids, or commitment, or..you know...a mortgage..
You know what i mean?
And the person that you're with then,they become the one.

Will: So you're saying it's not who, but it's when?

April: Exactly.

Will: Okay, alright.

*****************************************************

Kurt: Okay, alright, whatever..

Kisah Benar Bukan Typical

2009-03-18T10:05:00.000-07:00

Sejak seminggu yang lalu, hidup aku mengalami sedikit perubahan. Bukan sahaje aku tidak lagi berjanggut, malah aku juga telah di tukarkan ke department lain untuk beberapa bulan. Oleh sebab itu, Base aku pun turut bertukar tempat.

Fabiyona Londona kata pertukaran department ni baik untuk aku. Jhon Semall pula bersetuju saje dengan nista-nista Fabiyona. Aku sebagai pencacai terpaksa akur dengan keputusan mereka.

Base baru terletak beberapa kilometer dari base lama. Kali ini aku terpaksa berulang alik ke kerja dengan menaiki bas. Dan bas tersebut pula berhenti agak jauh dari apartment 7 tingkat, dimana tempat aku menetap sementara.

Arakian nak dijadikan cerita, pada suatu hari aku pulang dari kerja macam biasa. Tetapi hari itu sejuk nye luar biase disebabkan angin kencang yang bertiup macam haram. Beg backpack aku pulak baru saje terputus sebelah tali-sangkut-bahu-nye, menyebabkan berat beg tertumpu disebelah bahu saje.

Ketika itu jam menunjukkan pukul 7.45 p.m.

Bas yang aku naiki tadi berhenti di bas stop usang yang berposterkan awek blonde russia. Bas stop tersebut terletak kira-kira 20minit jauhnya jika berjalan kaki ke apartment aku.

Sejurus saje aku melangkah keluar dari bas, aku terserempak dengan Lidya, seorang rakan sekerjaku di Noyabrsk. Lidya tiba-tiba menghampiri aku...

bersambung...

Zaki, Anak Angkat Aku Mana?

2009-03-06T04:31:00.000-08:00

Ah lah hai.... ki,

Nak jadi bapak dah kau kan?

Aku tumpang gembira. Dan tumpang bangga (ehem2...cepat je kau dapat anak kan? :P ).

Moga-moga dengan kelahiran anak kau ni, bertambah double dan tripple lah Rahmat ke dalam hidup kau.

Kau dan aku, keje kite tak jauh beza. Kite memang dok kejar dunia. Tapi peluang macam ni, harus di syukuri. Tepuk dada tanye selera. Nak atau tak nak, itu pilihan kita. Jangan endahkan kate orang.

Dulu aku baca ade orang kata macam ni:

As I grew older, I pay less attention to what unsuccessful people say, and focus more on what successful people do.

Azizi Ali pulak kate, "life is too short to be ordinary".

Aku kata, "Life is too short to be wasted around. Let us be all that we can be".

Tak perlu lah jadi extra-ordinary, sape kesah ye tak?

Mase di Saudi, keje kite sebijik sama. Kite sama-sama keje macam tahik! Kuli batak sepenuh masa. Saat di mana hidup tak keruan, jiwa kekosongan, hati kekacauan. Namun, kite hadapi dengan tabah. Akhirnya membawa kita di pelantar sekarang. Pelantar yang masih tak menampakkan kestabilan jiwa.

Macam mana pun, i wish you all the best. Congratz for the incoming baby girl.

Teruskan kerjaya selagi hati kata mahu. Bile hati dah mula kata tak mahu, maka tak mahu lah segala organ dalam badan kita. When that time comes, we'll definitely know it. Until then, mari kite bantai sampai lunyai.

Keje kita memang sukar dan memerlukan banyak pengorbananю

Tapi ingat, kite tidak akan sekali-kali menjadi seperti pelacur!

Itu sesuatu yang sudah pasti.

Best Regards.
Amrael

Kuli Batak-2
Selambe jer Limited
Western Siberia

Mak di Lapangan Terbang Paris

2009-03-05T05:27:00.001-08:00

Aku bergegas check-out dari hotel Pierre et Vacances yang terletak berhampiran Disney Land itu. Hari ini aku perlu ke Moscow untuk buat medical check up. Dan hari berikutnya pula aku perlu ke Siberia, menyambung career modelling aku.

"Voila", aku serahkan kunci bilik ke receptionist yang ade rupa ala-ala Alizee.

"Merci monseur" reply si Alizee.

"Au revoir" aku melambai dengan gaya macho sambil mengenakan spek nike kegemaranku.

*****

Setelah memasukkan 4 beg yang agak besar ke dalam boot taxi, aku pun memberi arahan ke si driver taxi.

"Charles de Gaule airport, ....sil vou plait"

Aku melihat jam tangan. Dah pukul 12 tengahari. Flight aku pukul 3 petang. Aku dah lambat!

*****

Sesampai saja di airport, aku lihat jam tangan aku semula.

"Satu setengah dah oi!", aku mula cuak.

Aku lihat departure board, mencari flight UT 1904 ke Moscow.

"Okeh! counter J8!", aku deras ke counter J8 untuk check in. Nasib aku malang, barisan ke counter J8 sangat panjang. Tapi ape boleh buat, aku gagahkan diri juga dan beratur.

Aku tengok jam tangan aku setiap 5 minit. Hati berdebar takut ter-miss flight kali ini.

10minit aku beratur, baru aku tersedar betapa bodohnye diri ni sebab tak pakai trolly dari tadi. 4 beg besar tu aku angkut dan sangkut kat badan yang tak berapa nak tough ni.

Takpe, aku gagahkan diri juga.

*****

Aku masih lagi tengok jam tangan setiap 5 minit.

Kemudian aku pasang walkman sony ericson, dengar lagu raya Aman Shah. Dengar lagu feveret ketika itu, Kepulangan Yang di Nanti.

"Apefak? Bukan nak balik Malaysia pun!" kecoh aku sorang-sorang dalam hati.

Badan aku terasa sangat penat. Lagi-lagi semalam tak cukup tido. Beg-beg berat ni pulak langsung tak bagi can kat bahu aku. Kalau nak pergi ambil trolly nanti, kena sambung beratur dari awal pulak. Takpe, aku gagahkan diri. Aku pasang lagu Slipknot. Gedegum gedegum gegendang telinga aku kene belasah.

*****

Setelah berbaris lebih 30 minit, akhirnya aku sampai juga ke counter. Nafas lega yang panjang aku hembuskan.

" Can I have your passport and your ticket please?" pinta juru counter J8.

Aku pun tak kecek banyak, aku bagi terus ape yang dia minta.

Die usha ticket aku dengan teliti sambil buat muka konfius.

"Sir, your ticket is a business class ticket. You should have queued right there", ujar juru counter sambil menunding jari ke lane sebelah yang melopong kosong dari tadi lagi.

Tiba-tiba terngiang jelas suara mak aku. Wajah mak aku muncul di depan mata.

"Hah! Lain kali letak lagi mata awak kat lutut!!"

T_T

tskk.

Abahku Bukan Abahmu.

2009-03-04T05:57:00.000-08:00

"Sial lah!!!" maki aku sambil menyepak perlahan Billy ketepi.

Aku pandang kiri dan kanan.

"Memang tak ade.." keluh aku dalam hati.

Dalam keadaan salji yang turun dengan tenang, aku berjalan pulang ke caravan kecilku yang berwarna biru.

Setelah menutup pintu caravan dengan rapat, aku grab telefon bimbit aku yang terletak di atas meja tadi.

Aku anta sms ke Abah aku:

"Bah, tangan kene jilat anjing, tanah takde, ape nak buat?"

Tak sampai seminit kemudian, aku dapat reply sms dari Abah aku.

Selalunye bab-bab macam ni lambat sikit Abah aku nak reply. Selalunye die tanye ustat-ustat dulu, ape hukumnya, ape caranya. Mungkin ilmu Abah aku dah maju kot.

Tanpa membuang masa, aku baca sms Abah aku tadi.

Abah aku reply ringkas:

"Jilat dia balik"

Missing You

2009-03-02T03:15:00.000-08:00

It has been a few weeks since our last meeting.

You were great like always.

That's why I love you.

*****

I miss you so much...cik Budu.

Malam Terakhir Bagimu, Bagiku Jua.

2009-02-28T04:58:00.000-08:00

Malam ini mungkin malam terakhir.

Aku resah, serabut dan buntu.

Sambal ikan bilis yang mak aku supply tinggal due cedok je lagi....

Esok malam aku nak makan ape??

And Then What?

2009-02-27T23:07:00.000-08:00

It mounted up

Finally it mounted up

What is it behind that Next door?

Is it You?

Or is it...

Another Me?

Promosi Rakan-rakan - 1

2009-02-24T07:15:00.000-08:00

Irfan Khairi kate " if you are not networking, you are not working."

Disini aku ingin promote website rakan aku sorang ni.

Sila lawati dan support yer.

*****

Untuk penggemar buku:

www.lendmeabook.blogspot.com

www.nomellbook.com.

Pergi, akan kembali.

2009-02-21T05:57:00.000-08:00

Mimpi.

Setiap kali aku merasekan semua itu bagaikan mimpi.

Di luar, tanah air itu adalah mimpi.
Di tanah air, luar itu adalah mimpi.

*****

Esok.

Esok, mimpi aku akan berubah.
Esok, kamu-kamu hanyalah mimpiku.

Mimpi indah yang akan menemani aku berpurnama lamanya.

*****

Mimpi menjadi sumber,

Sumber kekuatan,

semangat,

inspirasi.

Sumber pendorong yang mengingatkan,

Bahawa hidup itu tidak kosong.

*****

Mungkingkah mungkin

Aku menjadi mimpi kamu..

Aku Tak Pernah Pakai Tie Semenjak Oktober 2007

2009-01-27T05:32:00.000-08:00

sebab.

sebab..

sebab...

sebab....

sebab.....

sebab.....

Tak kenal ke bulu mata sexy tu?

Penat beb, kejap panas kejap sejuk. Ingat gua robot ke?!

Dilema Para Para Sakura Musim Salju

2009-01-26T09:29:00.000-08:00

"Arey.. nanti kau balik bawakkan aku salji ek. Aku tak pernah lagi tengok salji" pesan Ninja Turtle kaler putih.

"Broo...kau balik nanti aku nak kirim salji satu bungkus!" ujar Brad Pigg.

"Kau bawak la salji sikit untuk aku nanti okay =P " pinta Miss World 2008 sambil tekan butang smiley.

Jawapan aku menten sama untuk semua.

Boleh. Nanti aku singgah kedai mamak cendol depan pasar ayam.

Cis, tak rasional lansung.

Tak ke? Kau biar betul.

2009-01-25T08:35:00.000-08:00

Comel kot.

Kalau Tiket ni Ade Kepala, Dah Lama Aku Terajang.

2009-01-19T06:36:00.001-08:00

Kelmarin aku dapat emel dari Travel Agent company aku. Dalam emel tu, die letak flight option untuk aku.

Option, bukan Options.

Jadi aku tak ade choice.

Sila lihat.

Russia - Malaysia (3 hari)

Malaysia - Russia (3hari)

Jadi jumlah hari aku travel adalah, ehem... 3 campur 3 .........

6 hari! Owwwwhhh B*bi nye!! Babi nye!!

Sepanjang kerjaya aku sebagai model boxer, tak pernah lagi aku terbang lama macam ni.

Tengok, tengok! Perlu ke pusing satu dunia nak pegi KL tu?? Damn lah...

Dah la transit kat Moscow lama...Kalau transit kat Amsterdam lama, sure aku tak komplen langsung.

Rugi-rugi...

Nota kaki:

Kalau kau pergi, aku tak nak share dosa.

Tapi kalau kau betul-betul pergi, ameklah gambar untuk aku tengok sket.

Spoon Pon Takbleh Gubah Lagu Rindu Macam Ni.

2009-01-15T02:18:00.001-08:00

Aku tak sabar nak balik. Aku rindu sangat dekat family aku, family Kembarians aku dan rakan-rakan jahat aku di rumah.

Satu hari tu, aku bantai layan semua gambar-gambar lama. Sekali harung setel 15gig gambar.

Kau penah ke buat macam tu??

Perokok Online 2 Beraksi di Waterfall Berkelah (must see)

Pulanglah Sayang. (auwww)

2009-01-13T23:23:00.000-08:00

Empat hari yang lalu, aku apply cuti dari manager aku, Mr. John Small. Aku emel lah die, ayat emel aku karang baik punya. Aku sendiri baca, aku sendiri pun rasa sedih. Pergh, memang kaw-kaw punye aku kasik.

Aku boleh imagine John baca emel aku sambil tersedu-sedu tangkap leleh. Mesti die boleh kasi approve lah, yakin aku dalam hati.

Aku click send, dan kemudian sambung kerja macam biasa.

Hari kemudiannya aku dapat reply dari John. Tiba-tiba aku rase gundah gulana. Sikit punya takut aku nak baca emel die tu. Kalau die tak approve, aku boleh naik gila.

Mau aku lari bogel kat kutub utara ni.

Aku click view. Aku baca.

"Kurt, no problem from my side."

Perghh..gua karang siket punye panjang, lu balas itu macam aje??

Eh, tapi ok la tu, die approve. Aku patut happy, buat tarian bahu ke bahu.

Ni tidak. Aku masih gundah gulana. Hati aku rasa lain macam aje ni.

Dahi macam ade peluh sikit-sikit. Aku baca emel tu skali lagi. Sama saje, tak tenang lagi.

Otak aku berserabut.

Dalam ofis kontena ni pulak mamat-mamat Russian tengah bertekak pasal ape aku pon tak tau.

Pasal harga minyak lah tu kot.

"Aku perlu bertakafur, kasi tenang jiwa. Ade petanda tak baik ke kalau aku balik Malaysia?" ujar aku dalam hati sambil menyalakan rokok Kent bernikotin rendah.

Nak berfikir punye pasal, aku pun pergi ke sebuah bilik kecil di hujung corner pelanta minyak ni. Aku masuk bilik tu dan aku duduk.

"Kenapa? Kenapa? Kenapa?"

Soal aku dalam hati.

"Fuhhhh...Best betul rase Kent ini hari..."

Bisik aku dalam hati.

Setelah selesai berfikir, aku pulang ke ofis kontena aku.

Aku bukak balik emel John tadi.

Aku baca.

"Kurt, no problem from my side."

Ayat masih sama.

Tapi kali ni reaksi aku lain la pulak.

Aku senyum sampai nak cecah telinga, bantai sengih sorang-sorang.

Tarian bahu ke bahu pun aku buat dengan penuh semangat. Betul-betul happy ni!

Tak tau nak describe lah!

Ape cerita?? Camne leh rase LAIN pulak ini time??

Baru aku sedar bahawa persaan awal tadi hanyalah sekadar perasaan orang tahan berak.

Aku Mahu Pulang

Bilik kecil di sini.

Arkib Paradigma: Tertekan (bukan stress)

2009-01-13T09:26:00.000-08:00

Sewaktu di Paris, aku terpaksa menaiki bas berulang-alik dari hotel ke tempat kerja. Hotel aku terletak berdekatan dengan Disneyland, kira-kira 10 minit kalau menaiki train.

Tapi aku bukan nak cerita pasal Disney land, apetah lagi la pasal hotel aku.

Tidak.

*****

Pada suatu hari, aku bangun agak lambat. Bas terakhir dari Hotel ke tempat kerja ádalah pukul 7.15 pagi. Disebabkan aku sudah agak lambat, aku pon bergegas ke lobi untuk menaiki bas terkahir tersebut.

Bile aku sudah berjaya menaiki bas, aku mendapati bahawa semua tempat duduk tu telah pun penuh !

*****

Aku jeling kiri dan kanan untuk mencari kerusi yang masih kosong. Akhirnya aku pun terjumpa satu seat yang masih available, betul-betul di barisan hadapan sekali.

Disebelah seat tersebut ade seorang perempuan berbadan gempal dan berpunggung lebar. Bukan niat aku hendak mengutuk, tapi sebab nak di jadikan cerita, terpaksalah aku mengutuk jugak.

Tak salah kan? (pura-pura tak dengar)

Perempuan tu punya lah berpunggung lebar sehingga aku berasa gentar dan lemah lutut untuk duduk disebelah dia.

“Adoi..dah la naik bas sejam, mati kesempitan la aku kalau duduk sebelah minah ni..”keluh aku dalam hati.

Tapi akhirnya aku beranikan diri lalu aku menegur perempuan tersebut.

Kurt: Cik..maafkan saya. Saye rase punggung Cik ni dah tempias ke tempat duduk saya ni. Boleh tak cik alihkan sedikit?

Perempuan berbadan gempal berpunggung lebar: Excuse me?! What did you say?!

Aku menyeluk poket jeans belah kanan aku lalu mengeluarkan sebatang pen.
Aku pun berkata, “I said…..”

“I think you have just dropped this pen on the floor” sambil memberi pen tersebut kepada perempuan berbadan gempal berpunggung lebar.

"Owh really? Well..Thanks!” jawab perempuan berbadan gempal berpunggung lebar yang berbangsa Trinidad & Tobago itu.

*****

Aku pun buat muka comel dan duduk disebelah die.

Malang berbau durian.

Aku terseksa sepanjang perjalanan, seperti ape yang telah yang aku bayangkan.

Terutama sekali apabila driver bas melayan corner.
Aku tertekan (bukan stress).

Deymm.

*****

NotaKakiTertekan:

Stress = Force/Area (Psi/Pa)

Work = Force x Distance (J)

BUT!

Force x Area = ?

Cubalah google kalau berani.

Jawapan aku di sini .

Licik kan?

Lu Apehal, Nak Kene Terajang?

2009-01-11T03:41:00.000-08:00

Oi brader.

Lu tau tak?

Tpot dah kawen, anak dah sorang.

Harith dah kawen, anak pun dah sorang.

Zaki dah kawen, anak on the way.

Lu ade dengar tak?

Soh Cai pun da kawen, honey moon bantai kat Ausie siap.

Lubey pon nak kawen dah bulan ni.

Abang lu pon dah ade awek, hot plak lagi.

Pra yang dulu siket punye looser pon dah ade awek. Habes die bantai cintan hari-hari.

Lu ape cerita ni brader?

Lu bile lagi?

Lu apehal kecoh-kecoh ni? Tak cool langsung.

Gua tengah tunggu Hanis Zalikha approve gua kat Fesbuk dulu.

Dah nak sebulan gua tunggu beb!

Eksplorasi 2004

2009-01-10T05:30:00.000-08:00

Dulu gua pernah buat satu clip untuk penyertaan ExploRace Season 3.

Gua buat untuk member gua.

Tapi alih-alih tak dapat pulak. Video tak lepas la tu. Gua punyela kelam kabut buat video ni sambil study exams, boleh pulak diorang tak reply. Bengkek je gua itu time.

Ha, tengoklah.

Mungkin tade sape paham kot. Bukan dengar sangat suare diorang ni. Nak letak subtitle gua tade time laa..gua buat video ni, Malan bukan kasi gua duit pun. Baik gua study. Kalau gua dapat pointer atas 3, gua boleh dapat 50 hengget dari bapak gua.

Baru smart ini macam.

Cabar Newton Kalau Berani?

2009-01-10T02:34:00.000-08:00

"Betul ke kite nak buat ni?" soal aku kepada Jimang yang sedang fokus mendongak keatas.

"Betul....boleh ni...boleh.." jawab Jimang serba konpiden.

Aku sempat skodeng hidung Jimang yang mancung bagai burung kakak tua tu. Kot kot ade bulu hidung terkeluar. Boleh buat bahan malam nanti lepak-lepak kedai Jom Mai.

"Sape nak pegi dulu?" Danial menyampuk. Mase tu Danial masih memakai braces. Dah genap 17 tahun kot die pakai braces. Aku pun tak ingat berapa lama.

"Jimang pegi dulu la...sebab....sebab die paling tinggi!" aku pantas memberi jawapan yang bajet bernas.

"Jom, tak yah pikir banyak" sambung Jimang, seorang rakan lama aku yang berkulit putih seperti albino. Beliau kacukan Melayu-Afghanistan. Aku mula kenal Jimang mase darjah 5. Mati-mati aku ingat die orang Bosnia time tu. Waktu tu musim student-exchange dari Bosnia. Ingat lagi?

*****

Aku, Jimang dan Danial mula menaiki tangga sekolah, hati berdebar-debar, ketiak mula berpeluh. Sampai di tingkat dua, aku mula bersiap sedia. Tie pengawas dibuka, kasut jaz hitam di tanggalkan, lengan baju panjang aku gulung ke siku. Danial pulak sedang siap sedia dengan payung nye. Entah mane die sebat, aku pon tak tau.

Kitorang bertiga pun panjat tembok dinding koridor. Setelah Danial membaca secebis doa ape tah, kitorang pun mengucap. Selesai mengucap, Jimang tanpa membuang masenye terus melompat sambil menjerit gaya gadis naik roller coster.

Pedepapppp!!! bunyik die jatuh.

Aku join. Aku lompat. Tak sempat menjerit.

Brappp!!! Aku jatuh.

Aku cube apply teknik jatuh dan mengguling untuk mengurangkan impak. Tapi gagal. Aku jatuh siap melambung ke tepi lagi.

Giliran Danial pulak melompat. Die bukak payung merah tadi dan terus lompat.

Brappp!! (bunyi agak sama). Danial terduduk senget, setelah melanting lebih jauh berbanding aku.

Payung pun tak dapat tolong kitorang lawan hukum Newton ni. Rosak lagi ade. Semua besi payung tadi dah tersongsang keatas.

Aku yang kesakitan punggung pun bangun dari duduk "hah! ade puas?!..esok kite nak buat ape pulak ni?...." .

"Kite try panjat tembok dinding tangga ni sampai tingkat tiga pulak lah. Lepas tu kite lompat dari sane...amcam??" Danial tersengih memberi idea.

Kurang bijak.

Ni gambar Danial tengah berlakon jadi king ape pun aku tak tau

*****

Ke-esokan harinye geng study group SPM aku telah mencipta satu game baru.

Lumba panjat tembok dinding tangga sampai tingkat tiga.

Tapi tak perlu lompat lah.

Tembok dinding tangga sekolah aku ade lubang-lubang angin. Kitorang gunakan lubang-lubang angin ni seperti dalam rock climbing. Jimang lah yang selalu menang main game ni sebab die paling tinggi. Tinggi aku cuma 172cm...takat bahu Jimang saje.

Kalau kitorang jatuh mase panjat tembok tu, nescaya parah gile. Kalau tak pecah kepala, patah kaki tu dah konfem dalam tangan. Tapi nasib baik takde sape penah jatuh dalam game ni. Memang sangat cool dan mengujakan, ye tak?

*****

Korang buat ape tension-tension SPM dulu?

Nota kaki:

Diatas adalah gambar aku semasa tingkatan empat (4 Aman kot, seingat aku lah). Aku dan team pengakap 13 troop telah bina sebuah gadjet atau menara tripod untuk satu event di sekolah. Kelihatan juga makwe-makwe sekolah ingin menguji ke-utuhan menara kami.

Walaupun Kami tak ber-PMS

2009-01-09T04:04:00.000-08:00

Bob Marley (perokok online 1): weh
duk buat aper?

Kurt: nothing important
apsal bro?
jk ke?

Bob Marley (perokok online 1): jk tu aper?

Kurt: jk lah

Bob Marley (perokok online 1): jiwa kacau?
hahahaa...cam biasa laa
susah jika terlampau menyayangi
huhuhu

Kurt: adoiyai...

Nota Kaki:

Aku pun jk gok kadang2...Nasib baik banyak member, leh ajak isap rokok online.

Jom?

Engkau berdua, ketua, dan-sampai-ke-tua. Ramai yang tanya, Jadi handal-Apa petua? Bila keluar, senget topi londeh seluar.

2009-01-06T03:40:00.000-08:00

Benar. Itu adalah lirik Too Phat dalam lagu Ala Canggung Remix bersama Yusni Hamid.

Gedik.

Disini aku sebenarnye hendak bercerita tentang makanan. Seperti yang aku nyatakan dalam entri yang lepas, aku tidak makan durian kerana fobia. Tetapi terdapat juga beberapa makanan yang aku tak makan bukan kerana fobia.

*****

Makanan-makanan tersebut adalah seperti berikut:

1. Organ Dalaman

Hati
Limper
Paru
Hempedu
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Kepala Lutut @ Gear Box

Tabiat pemakanan aku banyak dipengaruhi oleh Ayah aku. Ape yang die tak makan, aku pun tak makan. Dulu ayah aku pernah cakap yang kite tak elok makan organ dalaman. Bila aku besar sikit, aku dapat tahu yang Nabi memang tak galakkan kite makan organ dalaman pun. Kalau Nabi dah cakap macam tu, mestilah bersebab betul tak? (Cube cek disini). Lagipun aku pernah try makan, dan aku tak suke!

Tapi lama-kelamaan aku perhatikan banyak sangat bende yang ayah aku tak makan. Seperti cheese, pizza, lasagne dan semua benda yang berkaitan dengan cheese dan kerang.

Gedik.

Sejak itu aku dah tak ikut lagi tabiat pemakanan die. Lagipun aku suke sangat pizza! Urh..mane boleh!

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2. Organ Luaran

Ekor
Lidah
Bontot ayam
Torpedo
Torpedo
Torpedo
Apesal kau nak makan Tropedo!? adoi tak paham!

Yang ini memang tak perlu banyak penjelasan. Memang aku tak suke bunyi die dan tak de niat pun nak try.

Sup Torpedo

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3. Makanan yang rase tidak sedap dilidahku

Kerang
Lala
Siput Sedut
Kambeng
Rebung
Yong Tau Fuu

Semua pun tak sedap.

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Dan aku juga tak akan makan makanan yang aku tidak kenal. Contoh seperti pertanyaan Raha tempoh hari juga.

“Jering kau makan tak?”

“Jering tu ape?”

Jerung aku tahu lah. Jering...hmm. Ape ek?

Perlu di ingatkan disini yang aku memang banyak tak tahu nama makanan. Oleh sebab itu memang banyaklah benda yang aku tak makan. Korang boleh test knowledge makanan aku kalau tak puas hati. Aku akan jawab secare jujur sama ada aku tahu atau tidak.

Ramai yang kate aku rugi saje hidup sebab tak makan macam macam. Takpelah, aku tak rasa rugi pun. Sebab aku rase orang yang rugi adalah yang tak reti makan budu, belacan dan milo ais timbul-timbul. Ha, sape rugi skang? Kau ke aku?

Lembu oh lembu. Aku kesian dekat kau. Torpedo kau pun kene...

Wake Up and Smell the Sunshine

2009-01-02T22:59:00.000-08:00

Ade ke macam tu? Pedulik ape aku, janji bunyi die best.

Beberapa minggu yang lepas aku sedang on the way ke base, dan aku terlihat ini.

Sangat cantik bukan?

Tapi tak secantik Northen Ligths. Aku harap satu hari nanti aku berpeluang menyaksikan Northen Lights dengan mata kepala aku sendiri. Tapi ade orang beritau aku yang ia hanya dapat di dilihat di lokasi sedikit-utara dari lokasi aku.

Ape itu Northen Lights?

Bak kate wikipedia: Northen Lights are natural light displays in the sky, usually observed at night, particularly in the polar regions

Seperti berikut.

Aren't those some views worth dying for?

Nota kaki : Walaupun sangat cantik, tapi aku lebih rela terus hidup daripada mati selepas tengok view macam tu. Hey, I'm being honest, okay?

Fakta Menarek!

2009-01-01T10:35:00.000-08:00

Suhu badan manusia normal ialah 37 degree Celcius. Ya benar. Walaupun aku pernah belajar biologi zaman sekolah dulu, tapi aku ingat ingat lupe.

Jadi, aku pun google la pasal Temperature of a healthy human.

Dalam usaha boring aku nak cari fakta ni, aku terserempak pulak dengan fakta yang jauh lagi menarek! Hilang terus minat aku nak amek tahu pasal suhu badan manusia.

So aku ingat nak share la dengan korang fakta menarik ni.

Korang boleh click hyperlink di atas atau di bawah untuk baca sendiri. Aku cuma nak attract attention korang kat sini, Chedet style.

Snippets:

Is it really possible to ignite farts?
Do men farts more than women?
Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?

Continue reading: Fakta menarek!

Nota kaki:

Haritu suhu disini mencecah -42 degree Celcius. Tapi henpon camera aku hilang. So tak dapat amek gamba. Yang ade hanye gamba ini. Memadai kut.

Durian oh Durian

2009-01-01T08:20:00.000-08:00

Entri ni ku tulis disebabkan pertanyaan Raha tempoh hari.

"ko tak makan tempoyak ke?"

"tak lah! Aku tak makan ape-ape je yang kene mengene dengan durian"

"gila budak bandar ko ni.."

Okay. Aku memang budak bandar. Tapi budak Bandar Baru Bangi. HAHA TAK LAWAK LANGSUNG! huekk ptuiiih!

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Aku dulu makan durian. Bukan sekarang, tapi DULU.

Sungguhpun aku makan durian, aku tak la sehardcore mak bapak aku. Diorang memang peminat buah-buahan tempatan. Betik, tembikai, mangga, manggis, pisang, duku, ciku, sukun, petai, lepat, ujang, gayour, aie, mari, merepek.

Dan terutama sekali tentulah Durian.

Tapi durian ni bukanlah feveret aku dari dulu. Aku makan druian sekadar tak mahu rasa left out dari aktiviti family saje. Hingga satu hari.

Hari tu lah aku mula fobia dengan durian. Bau durian pun buat aku tak senang, meluat, menyampah, geli ketiak dan sebagainya.

Hari tu hari khames, malam jumaat. Seperti remaja lain yang-masih-baik, aku pergi ke surau untuk semayang maghrib. Seperti hari-hari yang lain juga, aku terlambat.

Maghrib tu, aku berlari ke surau. Nasib baik aku pandai lari dengan berkain pelekat. Aku sampai on time je imam angkat takbir.

Aku pon lekas-lekas masuk saf. Nafas masih lagi huru hara dan jantung pula sedang berdegup kencang. Sedang aku struggle nak baca al-fatihah ade seorang mamat ni keluar saf dan pergi ke tingkap surau. (Surau due tingkat, dan ye..aku tak kusyuk langsung!)

"Apesal la mamat ni ter gesa-gesa ke tingkap tu?" detik aku dalam hati sambil menyebut Aamiiiinn..

Mamat tadi berlari ke tingkap dan terus muntah. Muntahan die sangat la kuat sampai satu surau boleh dengar. Dan muntahan die tidak syak lagi adalah muntahan durian. Bau itu sangat ketara dan sangat semerbak, ok?

Selepas sahaja die selesai dengan muntahnya, die pun kembali ke saf untuk sambung semayang. Dan kali ni die masuk di sebelah aku. Baunye ya rabbiiii......tak tau nak descibe lah! Sepanjang semyang tu pulak die tak henti henti sendawa. Kau bayang je la bau die macam mane. Sakit otak aku dibuatnye.

Mamat ni tak betul kot aku rase. Sebab air liur die dok meleleh je tak putus-putus. Habis basah carpet surau tu dibuatnye. Pergi la basuh2 dulu ke, gosok gigi dulu ke. Ni tak. Eh kau lah penyebab aku tak makan durian sekarang, tahu?!

Habes semayang, aku pun cepat-cepat balik rumah dan mandi dengan gaya mandi hadas besar. Aku tak mahu bau durian lekat dengan badan aku sampai bila-bila.

Jadi sekarang aku dah fobia dengan durian. Memang bunyi macam gedik, tapi itulah yang aku rasekan. Everytime durian ada di depan mata, aku akan play back mamat tu muntah macam harem. Terus jadi loya dan tak lalu.

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Aku budak Bandar Baru Bangi, tapi aku sangat rugged, muka tak calar balar dan hati pula tak kuntum.

Sekian.

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Nota kaki:

1-Dulu aku paling minat buah pisang, sebab aku ingatkan kalau aku banyak makan pisang, nanti aku boleh boleh tambah skill panjat pokok. Aku ade pokok besar dekat front yard rumah di bangi. Dulu aku selalu panjat dengan abang-abang aku. Aku ingatkan yang aku power panjat pokok sebab banyak makan pisang.
Mitos rupenye.

2-Kakak ipar aku fobia dengan kucing. Katenye, dulu die sayang sangat dengan seekor kucing comel di kampungnya. Satu hari, ada budak nakal pergi tetak kucing tu dengan parang. Kucing tu mati depan mata kakak ipar aku. Sebab tu sekarang die fobia dengan kucing. Masuk akal kan?

3-Oh, ye. Aku juga fobia dengan tebuan. Kisah disebalik ini juga masuk akal.

Kencing tu tipu

2009-01-01T04:12:00.000-08:00

Aku tak pernah lagi kencing dalam botol. Tapi kawan aku pernah. Die pernah kencing dalam botol mase dalam bas. Katenye bas tu takde toilet. Maybe die kencing aku je, aku pun tak sure. Katenye, time tu botol dah full tapi die tak abes kencing lagi.

Jadi die terpakse stop dan sambung kemudian.

Macam terseksa je..

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Aku tak pernah lagi kencing dalam botol. Tapi kencing dalam seluar tu pernah lah mase tadika dulu. Lepas tu aku bagitau kawan2 yang air teh tertumpah kat seluar mase rehat tadi.

Aku rase even budak tadika tau yang aku kencing diorang je.

Malu nye! Nasib baik kisah lama.

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Tapi skang aku terfikir nak start buat macam tu jugak.

Bukan ape, kalau aku nak pegi kencing, aku kene keluar bilik.

Temperature kat luar sekarang ni -34degree C.

Jamban pulak mengalahkan jamban kat kampung Sasha Dundin.

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Malam semalam malam new year. Aku rase ramai yang celeb sakan dekat town.

Tapi malam semalam kat tempat aku ni mengalami blizzard .

Bile aku bangun pagi tadi, landscape tempat ni dah berubah pun.

Yang last ni sumpah aku tak kencing korang.

Ke Satu

2009-01-01T03:30:00.000-08:00

Semua orang nak buat blog, aku pun nak buat blog.

Biasa lah tu kan adat manusia. Mesti mau tiru punye.

Baik.

Jadi entri pertama juga mesti ditiru. Seperti orang lain jugak, entri pertama akan beritau semua.

"Owh i tak reti lew nak berblog cenggini, i nak testink jew Auww~~..i cube try test tengok yer."

Cukup.